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Pennsylvania > Half-Wit Half Marathon
Reading, PA

Date

Sunday, August 17, 2008



Event Details

If you’re looking for a race with an irreverent spirit and attitude, Pretzel City Sports’ Half-Wit Half Marathon is probably the perfect fit. For proof of what we’re talking about, look no further than the race organizers’ own description:

“Really smart people have a ton of places at which to congregate; the Library, Mensa meetings, the taping of the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions, guest conductor lectures, any place that broadcasts National Public Radio over its sound system… But where can the truly dim people of our time get together and look into the eyes of another clueless individual?... This collection of the senseless is the Half Wit Half; an event headed by individuals ALMOST as lame brained as the entries.”

The course for the race – which drew more than 500 participants for the 2006 running of the race, believe it or not! – provides all the proof you’ll need to divine what they mean when they say the race is for “half-wits”: 13.1 miles of trails filled with obstacles like downed trees, plentiful bugs, rocks everywhere, and the “128 steps from Hell.” It almost goes without saying that there are almost no bathrooms along the course, except of course the ones that nature provides.

Organizers add that the race – which starts at 9:00 AM – will go on despite “heat, rain, sleet humidity or nuclear attack,” so come prepared for inclement weather! The loop course begins and ends at Reading’s Engleman’s Park, at Angora and Hill Roads.


Race Weather & Climate

The month of August tends to bring mild to warm weather to the Reading area, with temperatures that average between 62°F and 83°F. Rainfall is always a possibility, as precipitation averages just over 3.6 inches for the month.


Fees

$27 if postmarked by August 6, 2008
$33 from August 6 - 13
Pre-registration guarantees you’ll receive an event t-shirt


Registration

To sign up for the 2008 running of the Half-Wit Half Marathon, register online here.


Website

www.pretzelcitysports.com


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